Here you go... - Right, put it down
Careful. - Sure
Your eyes will be dazzled, your jaws will drop to the ground...
when you get a glimpse of the beaches, filled with frolicking girls...
wearing practically nothing...
almost naked. - You're fibbing
Why should I? You'll see, for yourself
Welcome... step on board
Excuse me... hello, hurry up
Come
Hitesh, you see she has never been away from us, it's her first time
Mummy, I don't want to go! Please don't make me...
Silly, it's your honeymoon
Listen, the bus is leaving ...come, hurry up
Quickly, please
Enter. - Go on, dear
Hitesh, tiffin-box, for the trip
Don't worry, father-in-law. She'll be back beaming smiles
Take care
Start the bus
Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
myself... Sunil. I will be... travelling with you, for your service
I want to say congrats to... all you... beautiful and young... and...
and everyone...
on this holy marriage of yours
First, let us do introductions of ourselves... to ourselves
Please remember, myself Sunil. For your service
What is your good name, sir?
I am Hitesh Patel
And this is my wife, Shilpa
This is our first honeymoon
Hi, I'm Aspi
Hi, I'm Zara
I'm Oscar Fernandes
Naheed
Myself, Partho Sen
My wife, Milly Sen
We're Vicky and Pinky Kapoor, we're from Delhi
Actually, Vicky runs a business in Delhi
Actually, my birthplace is Chandigarh
But I met Vicky in Delhi
I have taken a course in beauty, after the honeymoon i'm...
Hi, I'm Madhu
Congratulations everybody. And... let's rock it up
I'm Bunty, her better half
Hi, everybody
Very good. Mike please
Now you take some relaxation, until we stop for food-ings
Done
Thank god, you aren't on your first honeymoon
I'll thank god because your hair isn't bleached
But why is she crying so much?
I want to sit next to the window
What are you looking at, lollipop? - Nothing
Something on your mind? - Nothing at all
You were thinking of me, weren't you? Even I was thinking about you
What's Polka-dot's problem? He's ogling at me and...
Cherry Blossom isn't minding him. See... but he's cute, no?
It's only been 36 hours... and you're looking at other men?
Other men are looking at me
Uncle, you must teach me English
Sure, don't worry. - But when?
Listen,
first tip for picking up a new lingo
In conversations, begin with pretending...
that you're understanding every word
If you're asked, what is this? You say, This
Pick up the last word and nod
This!
Slowly, you begin to grasp words, then one learns quickly
Are you really grasping it or, just nodding it away?
So these two oldies are also itching for a honeymoon
Shut up, eat
Lunch is served already? - Long enough to have turned cold
Where have you been? - Telephone booth. No network signal
Got through? - Is she ever at home... spoon, man?
Water therapy is so good, so good, you know... it's my speciality
Before our wedding, Vicky had a rash of pimples
Vicky, why are you mauling my hand, you distracted my conversation
I forced Vicky to drink so much water, I finished off all the pimples
Now look, he has a really nice, smooth face, no?
Your wife isn't eating? - No, she isn't hungry
Yours was... a love marriage? - No, arranged marriage
Ours was a love-cum-arranged marriage
We met in college
It was her first year, I was in third year
I went to a girls' college, so we could not meet
What are they doing?
You think they practise? - I don't know
I still can't believe that you haven't told your parents, we've got married
I want to surprise them
You assume they will be surprised, pleasantly?
I hope so
It'd be tragicif they died of shock instead
So bad
Hold this
Can somebody please call the police?
What happened? - The drugs these foreigners use
That woman says,
she went looking for a cafe. There, two boys attacked her
Goodness! - They tried to push her into the loo
Then a lady in a cape dropped out of the sky... like a superhero character
How fantastic! - She fought the boys, rescued her...
and she flew off! - There! She flies!
It's only a pigeon
Where is Mr Sen? - I don't know...
Find him... we're getting late
Partho... where have you been? Everyone's getting irritated
I took a look at that lady...
What for? - You're too much
Hey Mr Sen... - Yes?
She was a drug addict. They look very normal
Hurry... please come
Startup
Guess what, we saw a drug addict. - Really?
So what's the effect of taking drugs? - One feels like stripping and dancing
How do you know? - I read it in a magazine
It's so much exhilaration, it drives them crazy
Like what happened to her
Like what?
Pigeons... begin to look like Superman
I love Superman and friendly neighbourhood Spiderman
Batman and Robin are my favourites,
I love only superheroes, be it in cartoons or films
Milly-ji, do you watch tv? I love tv, you know
What's wrong with the bus? - I don't know what's going on
How would I know?
You're the driver, you got to know
You drivers can ruin the best of trucks
I got to get off and take a look. - You bought cheap adulterated fuel?
Killed a perfectly good car. - Just one minute
What happened?
Overheating, I think the hose blew
What is it, some problem?
Sunil, I'll stop some passing vehicle. Wait here, till I find a mechanic
What are you upto?
You got a toolbox?
Hey this is not like a scooter that you shake, twist and kickstart
It's a four-tonne bus, this one is
Sunil, you wean that hero away,
his engineering might end up grounding this bus for good
Short-circuited! I warned you!
Startup, it's repaired
What did you do, Aspoo? - All done, baby
Wow! Looks like brand new ...what did you work?
Welcome to Radio Mirchi 99.3 FM, I am Sunny Singh. Hello
Love and musicenhance the journey through life
I bring to you, "Moments of Love"
Today's letter is about a couple who were made for each other
Soulmates, as they say in English
Dadar, Parsi Colony. The year is 1996
Aspi, come on darling, you're getting late again
Aspi, it's a new act with you everyday
Come out. You think if you hide you won't have to go to school?
Stand straight
I don't want to go... - What do you mean!
I just don't want to
Aspi's morning raga was all about finding excuses for playing truant,
Sometimes here, sometimes there, he'd look for new places to hide,
He was as scared of school as a rabid dog of water
But why was he so scared?
He wasn't a failure at school, neither was he popular
Friendless, he found sympathy nowhere and was nicknamed "Spectacular",
his life, spent hiding behind his thick eyeglasses was wasting away,
Days went by but Aspi knew things would never change
as his Ioneliness pursued him as relentlessly as his shadow
The rest was routine
Lyrics by Gulzar, set to musicby R.D. Burman
Sung by Lata Mangeshkar and Kishore Kumar
Original soundtrack from the film, ' Aandhi '
What's your name?
Zara. What's yours?
Aspi
It was the day when Halley's comet streaked through Earth's skies
What happened next, may have been the comet's effect
Their eyesight improved drastically. The spectacles were not required anymore
And when their eyes met,
the gaze held...
in a realisation...
this was something special
After that everything changed
Since that day, Aspi and Zara have been together, till this day
Aspoo
Yeah baby?
I love this room
The sea is so vast and I'm having a huge amount of fun.
Vicky is treating me like a princess.
How have you been faring? Let's exchange notes when we return.
With lots of love, Pinky
Writing something?
Apostcard to Shalini, to tell her how much we're enjoying ourselves
But we've only arrived...
haven't even done anything yet... - She doesn't know that
But unless I post it by tomorrow, we'll be back in Delhi before the mail
You know Vicky, before our wedding, I had a dream
Vicky, you're running towards me like this...
I too,
am running towards you
Then we come upon each other...
and you dissolve into me and I dissolve into you
Then we're in bliss, so much of it, I cannot explain
It feels so nice, when your dreams come true, dear
Happy honeymoon
You okay, Naheed?
Yes
You're fine? - Yes, absolutely
Tears well up in my eyes for no reason,
it's nothing at all, go on you
How...
that's beautiful...
Mukar'rar
Not Mukar'rar... Gahlib
Mukar'rar means encore, once again, please. Once more
And it isn't Gahlib, he was Ghalib
Gahlib
Ghalib
Gahlib
Ghalib
Dash it man, Naheed. What bloody difference it makes?
Take your shoes
Shilpa, I'm not joking. I want to use the bathroom
Shilpa
Will you sit holed inside for all four days?
Shilpa
Where are the toilets? - Inside your room
Where, in the foyer? Quick! I'll do it right here
Bloody bitch
Here you go. - Thank you
Listen... I don't want to rush anything
I want you to take your time... and I'm happy to take things as slow as you like
Or?
As fast as I like?
What?
My uncle told me that Indian girls are shy and coy
Really?
What?
My back... Must've been the bus ride
What's your problem? First you hurt your arm, now it's your back?
Come on get up, I'll give you a massage
Take off your t-shirt
You lucky man
God bless you
That feels so good
You are a talented woman
So, how many women have you slept with?
Bunty?
Thanks!
Stop tickling me! Stop it Milly
Now try me
Lizard
Not fair, you're cheating. - Everything is fair in love and war
Tickling won't work anymore
Now try me
Today's story is about the eternal battle of the sexes
Now, Partho and Milly are embroiled in this age-old battle
The beginning of their romance was enchanting
They loved each other dearly, then marriage was proposed...
and everything changed. You are listening to Radio Mirchi 99.3 FM
Son...
so she decides when you'll get to marry?
Once married, they all change. So, you use fear to rein the man in
Give your woman as much as an inch... - He'll take yards, mind you
Having sown seeds, the mothers stood aside to let the bitterness harvest
The contest continued
Comes a moment when she looks into his eyes, feels pity for him...
gives up the fight
What is love? Freedom or bondage? Beware...
sometimes love is about sacrificing one's identity, surrendering...
to be moulded by your lover. From the film 'Maine Pyar Kiya'...
scored by Raam Laxman. S.P. Balasubramaniam sang this song
What are you doing? Agood wife follows her husband
Morning
No more of all this, Shilpa. I won't tolerate this any longer
Whatever happened before our wedding, I don't care
But now you're my wife and you will behave accordingly
We'll go sight-seeing with all the others. And we will be like...
how everyone else is... together
Look at me!
Go and get dressed
And listen...
don't try bolting the bathroom door
I've broken the lock
Next, to cliff on Dona Paula, from which Kamala Hasan jumped to his death
Not to be shocked... I only meant... it was in the film 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'
Please remember, myself Sunil... for your service
ASpringtide of moments upon branches of Time
Like blossoming flowers when hearts entwine
Step into the frame
Face... lift
And eyes exchange the new story unfolding...
Colours emerge very softly
Lets see what happens next
Colours emerge very softly
Lets see what happens next
Like crashing tides upon shores,
newfound emotions surge
Moist winds sing sweet melodies,
awakening crested waves...
and strangers of yesterday are now less distant
Two fat ladies, eighty-eight
One hockey stick. The number Seven
One six. Sweet sixteen
I'm through!
Thank you. - Your prize
The perfume of flowers entices bees and shy buds blossom
Now life is wrapped in scent and colour and a blanket of dreams
Meeting you and being with you has transformed me into someone new
Colours emerge very softly
Lets see what happens next
Not boring... no?
The place we're visiting is a church. It's famous...
any heartfelt prayer is granted
Laughing at me, madam?
Up above
Look, dazzling white
God please, this once... help me...
and I shall never ask You for anything, ever again
Come on lollipop, pose like Salman
Do it, lollipop
Shilpa...
where are you?
Jignesh
I cannot live without you, Shilpa!
Jignesh... no!
Nor can I live without you
What's going on?
Will you come with me, Shilpa? - Wherever you take me
Let's go
Shilpa!
Wait
Shilpa, what are you doing?
Not outside a church, man!
Shilpa stop!
Shilpa, I'm your husband! - Shut up! Don't come near
I'll shoot
It was nearly the death of me. How scary...
She left
Aftermint?
Aspi-ji... aftermint? - No, thanks
She ran away
My wife, how she just ran away
My wife ran away
Never mind
My wife ran away
Hitesh-bhai, such things happen. - Happen!
You say that happens when your wife runs away!
Use your bloody noodle, man
Partho, what are you doing, sit quietly
I was only trying to help! - No need! Shut up
Bloody dog! - Partho!
Cigarette?
Yes
But you never smoke?
I 've never murdered anyone ...doesn't mean, I won't do it
Ditched me, with the crowd watching ...wasn't discreet
In front of everyone, she embarassed the hell out of me
Why didn't you stop her? - Oh why didn't I!
Her lover came, with a gun; she pointed it at my chest
How did that ass get there? - How do I know father-in-law?
You tell me how, who told him
All night, she keeps me squatting outside a bathroom and afterwards...
in front of a busload of people, she's licking his face...
like it was made of sugar syrup! - Don't talk like that, son
Should I sing with joy instead?
Let me see, Hitesh. Everything will turn out fine
Not at all...
I'm coming, I'll settle accounts with you
I won't let you off so easily
Partho, don't say anything... better
I'm not going to... why should I?
Sir, please remember... myself Sunil. For your service, next honeymoon...
Sorry, sir
Sorry, if I've been... - Happens
Partho, for hitting you... - Not an issue
Look Mr Hitesh... in life always... - I'll say something?
You go on
Better
I've not seen something like this in my entire career
It was like the climax of a movie. - Ugly thing to happen, poor chap
If she doesn't love him she shoudn't have married him
She was probably forced into it. - That happens? Forced marriage?
If I may say something, Sir...
there is no such thing as a forced marriage
In my village, we don't give girls a chance to think
Back home...
they would've been shot dead and their families massacred...
and gangraped and their bodies put on display to discourage such goings-on
Hold your tongue!
Like I said something wrong? Doesn't it happen in your village too?
God save us
Come, the girls are waiting
Freak...
You think before you talk
Don't blame me. She eloped... I didn't make her!
To me, she did the right thing
Shut up! - If she didn't run away...
she wouldn't ever have been happy, nor her husband, nor the lover
She eloped with the man she loved and nothing's bigger than love
You know much about love and romance?
For everyone, God has made someone. Finding that person is upto you
Your head is full of cowdung
You come alone and you go alone. Got that?
And ever since we've been together, always... forever
Sixteen years of sheer bliss
You know, when I met Vicky, it was love at first sight for me too
You see, I was daddy's favourite child. He didn't want me to get married
He was very against it. But I had made a new year resolution...
that I will get married this year and that too, to my dear Vicky
After much no-no, dad said yes
Naheed-ji, how did you meet Oscar-ji?
It's a very long story...
Do tell us, please. - Like the movie, 1942, A Love Story!
I was married before. Oscar was my husband's business partner
Oh, so you divorced him?
No, he was killed in an accident
I'm sorry. - Me too
Life is strange
When you want to live, life makes it impossible...
and when you give up all hope, life turns around and says you must live
Ten years ago...
Naheed's husband died in a road accident, taking with him, her two children
One telephone call from the police control room destroyed Naheed's life
Naheed had no reason to continue living
Now call it misfortune or fortune...
her husband's friend Oscar appeared at her door like a godsend
Naheed...
This wasn't the first time when Oscar was struggling to save someone's life
Afew years ago, Oscar returned home one evening...
Gina, my pet
What happened?
Where are Mummy and Ricky?
I've locked Ricky in our room
Why?
Where's Mummy?
Whenever she was low, I'd call home all day to ask how are you
He had tried his best to save his wife,
but she was dead before they arrived at the hospital
That was then
And this is now
Champagne, on the house... for the honeymooning couples
Milly-ji, Madhu-ji, I say, let's go and watch Shah Rukh's new movie
Are you... parents of the bride? Or the groom?
Well actually, they're on their honeymoon too
Oh how wonderful... please enjoy yourselves
Milly...
What are you doing, you look foolish
Come, let's dance. - Hey, wait for me
Boogie babes
Shall we? - Sure
Goa has turned my wife into a hippie...
footloose, fancy-free
Why don't you dance too? - No-no, I don't dance
Partho...
When you wake up in the morning, don't you feel the world is a nasty place?
It feels absolutely depressing
But how did you know?
Like that only...
Lollipop...
If I run away like Shilpa, what will you do?
Do you plan to?
Just tell me, what you'd do! - What would you imagine?
At least, suicide?
There's a tale of love
about a boy and a girl
In it is a fable of desire...
between a boy and a girl
But in times before our story began...
they were stark strangers
Both were Ionely, but whom can you tell...
the fires in your heart?
There's a tale of love about a boy and a girl
It's a fable of desire
But before...
our story began...
when they were stark strangers...
both were Ionely, but whom can you tell...
of fires in hearts?
So they bided their times in silence
Hoping...
fervently for a dream
Then one day solitude's shell cracked
They emerged into a bright shining day...
at season's change,
Spring awakened
They met, they blossomed Love had to be born
When your desire is given to you, you'll be enchanted with life
Life's tale is about love... there was a boy, there was a girl
Wonderful... superb... applause
Ladies, gentlemen, there's another very special newly-married couple
That bugger is coming again
Your name, sir?
What do you want, name or age?
Mr & Mrs 55
Mr & Mrs 55!
Like it's said, better late than never
Come on everybody, a big hand
Ought to have knocked him up
Mind your language. What was that about knocking him up?
On the head, a knuckle is a knock Behind the ears, it's a punch
But why is he after our age? - Because he doesn't know...
under the graying hair, you're still a blackheart
Encore Naheed, encore! Ghalib?
Dilip Kumar, actor. It's his line in the film Mashaal
Not all couplets are Ghalib's
Let's not take the bus tomorrow
I told you, no? I want to show you my childhood home
If you promise?
Instead, if I permit, will it do?
If you wanted to leave, why didn't you tell me?
You were busy dancing, I didn't want to disturb you
I was only dancing, it's no big deal
What's wrong?
I am sleepy
I want to talk, turn over and look at me
What's happened to us, why have we changed so much?
We used to be so happy
So now you aren't even happy with me?
I am not saying that... just that you have changed
Milly, you have changed
We've changed and all there was between us changed...
ever since we hit upon the idea of marriage
You mean, we shouldn't have married?
No
I mean yes, we should have. But think Partho...
what you want out of life, out of your own life
Come to think of it, we're living out our parents' dreams, not ours
Milly, why are you dragging my parents into this?
Not just your parents, it's also about my parents
It's a wicked Goan wind, driving you crazy
Just go to sleep quietly
The less you say now the lesser you'll repent later
Do you believe in perfect love? - Perfect? There's no such thing
I believe. Look at Aspi and Zara, they're perfect
It's as if they don't need anyone but themselves
Because they're clones of each other
Listen, everyone was asking how, we met; I've said, through friends, okay?
Why are you leching at that girl?
So...
now what do you do when you get drunk?
You'll see tonight
Lucky me! - Stop it
Barman... something very potent for the lady, please
Okay, do it at your own risk
Madhu...
Madhu, are you okay?
Why do two people become close? And then why does closeness turn to distance?
Who has resolved the quandraries of the human heart?
In a plot of some such complicity... Madhu of 26 years, meets boy, Sanjay
Gradually, the acquaintance turns into a friendship, then love
Their eyes met and breaths froze
And in a blink, months go by
Madhu and Sanjay are now so intimate...
that they cannot imagine life without each other
I've landed a job in Dubai
I want to marry you and take you there with me
Really? - Yes
I love you Madhu
Then days, weeks, months passed and nothing happened
Sanjay wanted time and had endless excuses
Time was slipping away for Madhu
Little inconsistencies congealed into suspicions about Sanjay in Madhu's mind
Now suspicious, Madhu decided to visit Sanjay's house
Sanjay Bapat's residence? - Second floor
Is this Sanjay-ji's house?
Yes, daddy is taking a nap
What are you doing here?
Madhu's heart was beginning to break
He is your father? - Yes
Her heart bled
Pintu, go inside
Madhu...
I was about to tell you
Yes of course. You were about to
It took an artiste of great calibre to design the Heart
And he has left his legacy to your mercy
It's up to you to nurture it or destroy it
Auto...
Thakur Complex
Shut that radio. - It's a nice song
Boss, I don't want to hear!
You know for sure, the dolphins are here?
There! Look there
There!
There... Naheed, there he is saying there
I can't see anything. - Where the hell?
Bloody cutlet! - Oscar!
I got a crick in the neck man ...there-there-there-there!
If not dolphin, show us a pomfret at least!
What a bugger he is...
You don't feel strange, wearing a saree on a beach?
I'm used to it
What's her problem?
Why?
You're wearing the saree, what's bothering her?
She only mentioned it in the passing, she's broad-minded
Even I'm broad-minded. Stripping doesn't make anyone modern
Vicky is so good-Iooking, no?
Certainly not smart
Why?
How can a man who married such a chatterbox be smart?
I just love India. It's so unpredictable, exciting and filled with emotions
In my country, life is convenient but unlike here, there's no warmth amongst people
Warmth? Amongst people?
Oh, that warmth? We've so much here that you don't even need clothes
Things are so cut and dried back home. People share no connections...
Such Ioneliness... - There... there!
Oscar...
Are you married, or do you have someone?
No, I haven't found the man for me yet
How long have you been married?
Twenty two years
How lovely
You know how we met?
Tell me! - It's a great story
One day I looked out of my window and saw a woman framed against another window
a little sad, but very beautiful
So beautiful, I was transfixed
And then suddenly...
a big black cloud came in between
Actually we were on different planes
Right, no? And then what happened, tell us
That's right... correct
Then our planes crashed into each other...
leaving only two of us alive, she in her plane, me in mine
we jumped out and while parachuting down
from the sky
and fell in love along the way
Encore
Look Vicky...
Iovely, no?
I'm going to make jewellery with these
You think there's a pearl inside? - Silly
What happened to you, lollipop?
Nothing. - You've been so quiet and withdrawn
Is something the problem? - What could be my problem, Pinky?
Then come on, smile for me
Smile for me, lollipop
Don't irritate me! Leave me alone and get lost
If you are in a foul mood, don't take it out on me
Is everything okay?
Vicky's like that... has moodswings, like in the movie 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'
Which couple doesn't have fights, right, no?
We
You're joking, no?
No
How can that be, you've known each other since childhood, no?
Sure. - There!
What if you feel like doing different things?
Well... we always feel like doing the same thing
Lucky for us
I say, I'm very thirsty you guys want something to drink?
Fresh lime water. - Unbelievable!
I'll come with you
I'Iljust be back, baby. - Okay fine. Bye
Nice shoes
Thanks
Aspi-ji, had i not been so secure with Vicky...
the sight of the two of you would've given me such a complex
Fantasticlove story! But mine is better
What are you doing?
Actually, this fell from up there
And you just caught it?
Yes... okay, bye
Madhu! Did you see that?
I was sleeping and when I woke up, Zara was holding a coconut over my head
Why? - Something's wrong... they're weird
So are you, Come
Hey look at that! - Wow that's cool
Let's go and see! - It happened right there
But why did she do that? - Hey I want to do that
Partho, come quick! Look!
Hey!! Thats awesome
I'll also do it
They must be having fun, I wish I could also go up
In a saree?
So, what if it's a saree? - It's best!
Let's go... come. - Careful man!
You should do what you want to do in life, so what if you're in a saree
Can't go up in a saree
I told you! - Wait!
Why?
Got to wear this harness
That can be worn under a saree
She can put it on in a bathroom
It's at your risk, sir
Give
See, how easy it is?
Good luck
I'm ready, sir. - All set?
Go Milly
Vicky, how she flies! Like a seagull
Goodness!
Bring her down, down. - Relax, relax
Everyone's watching
Hey!
What are you staring at?
Look away!
Do you stare at women at home?
Poor thing, she must be traumatised
Creeps!
Such people!
The height of indecency!
Get her down
Get out of here
Such fun! Why did you get me down so soon?
Are you all right?
I've never enjoyed so much
I want more of it! - Not now... later
Go away, everyone... go